The “PERKS” of giving your money to the Black Devil Doll!

So you’ve checked out the various press releases involving the newly announced Black Devil Doll Sitcom TV Show and you’ve scanned the Indiegogo site…but you are still undecided about donating or not sure about ‘how much’ to give. Well aside from the obvious being that this concept is unbelievably fucking awesome and worthy, there are many underlining factors that should help in your decision to fork over some of your Unemployment check to Shawn Lewis and Co. at Lowest Common Denominator (LCD) Productions.

First things first…the more money you give them the better. Secondly, if you were one of the assholes who pirated the first Black Devil Doll film (2007) through the web or received burned copies by equally fucktastic assturds you deserve the “Rodman Party Package” (more on that later). And lastly, it’s just the right thing to do if you are a horror/exploitation fan.

As I mentioned yesterday in the press release on the Official Rotten Cotton Blog:

“With the state of films today being the way that they are, it is hard for a fan of horror and exploitation to get their fix without having to grumble through uninspiring horror film remakes, dime-store ‘found footage’ films, and odious CGI monster schlock. Well now is your chance to contribute! Stop the complaining and help fund a worthy cause!”

So if the above-quote pertains to you (and it most certainly does to me) then that is more than enough reason to save the $8-$16 dollars that you would blow on a weekend viewing of a shitty Hollywood snoozefest and contribute to something pure, original, and downright awesome! Your help is definitely needed with this fully independent effort….and it will NOT go unnoticed or unappreciated! Shawn and the crew behind this nefarious endeavor have created some truly gnarly and one-of-a-kind perks for you to take advantage of with your generous donations. Each perk below is linked to the appropriate perk and opens in a new window.

And with that said…

Pretty Self-Explanatory. Any amount is much appreciated and I'm sure the crew will have fun cashing in what little change you've scrounged from your couch...that shows enthusiasm and commitment!
Pretty Self-Explanatory.  I’m sure the crew will have fun cashin’ in what lil change you’ve scrounged from yo couch and stole from yo kids piggy bank…that shows enthusiasm, commitment, and felonious intent!
For $5 measly dollars, you can have yourself a bad-ass digital frame from the production of this show PLUS you have the privelege of having Mubia Abu-Jama call you dirty names and thank you for being a cheapskates! How sweet it that?
Fo $5 measly goddamn dollas, you can have yo-self a bad-ass digital frame from the production of this show PLUS you have the privilege of having Mubia Abu-Jama call you dirty names and thank you for being a cheap skate! How sweet dat be?
Ok...shits gettin interesting! Not only is the digital frame and belittling by Mubia Abu-Jama still included but you also get a schawg bag FULL of BDD goodness. And trust me when I say the stuff included will blow your mind! Ante up honkeys!
Ok…shits gettin interestin’! Not only is the digital frame and belittling by Mubia Abu-Jama still included but you also get a schawg bag FULL of BDD goodness. And trust me when I say the stuff included will blow your mind! Ante up honkys!
Here's your chance to own the product you just spent $45 on! You get the DVD or Bluray set before anyone else (even me...wtf!) and public belittling from Mubia!
Here’s yo chance to own the product you just spent $45 on! You get the DVD or Bluray set before anyone else (even me…wtf!) and public belittling from Mubia!
An autographed poster (expect blood and jizz as well), limited edition Tee printed by the almighty Rotten Cotton, and the DVD or Blu...$110?! Sign me up!
What chu talkin bout honky?! I’m talkin bout a muthufuckin autographed poster (expect blood and jizz as well), limited edition Tee printed by the almighty Rotten Cotton, and the DVD or Blu…$110?! Sign me up!
Not only is this package awesomely named and you get all the bullshit from the midget-ass Gary Coleman Package BUT you become an Associate Producer (whatever the fuck those 'tards do) and they make it official with your own IMDB credentials. So empty yo pockets you rat-soup-eatin', insecure honky motherfuckers!
Not only is dis package awesomely named and you get all the bullshit from the midget-ass Gary Coleman Package BUT you become an Associate Producer (whatever the fuck those ‘tards do) and they make it official with your own IMDB cred. So empty yo pockets you rat-soup-eatin’, insecure honky motherfuckers!
So let me get this shit straight....you give them $500 and (along with the tee, poster, and DVD/Blu) they invite you over for a BBQ?! That's some expensive ass tri-tip! Its a good thing lodging isn't required because I heard Mitchell Boone likes to play this game called "How Many Beers" and well...yeah Motel 6 is nearby the compound.Speaking of the RC Compound, that place is a horror fan's wet dream...but its also someone's home so leave yo asshole shoes at home or else!
So let me get this shit straight….you give them $500 and (along with the tee, poster, and DVD/Blu) they invite you over for a BBQ?! That’s some expensive ass tri-tip! It’s a good thing lodging isn’t required because I heard Mitchell Boone likes to play this game called “How Many Beers” and well…yeah hopefully a Motel 6 is nearby the compound. Speaking of the RC Compound, that place is a horror fan’s wet dream…but its also someone’s home so leave yo asshole shoes at home or else! ya dig?!
I sure do pity da foo dat don't take advantage of this here perk! Seriously though I've personally been liquored up with the RC crew a couple of times and it is ALWAYS good fun. Plus yous in Hollywood watchin the premiere at the New Bev!? Much sugar here!
I sure do pity da foo dat don’t take advantage of dis here perk! Seriously doh I’ve personally been liquored up with the RC crew a couple of times and it is ALWAYS good fun. Plus yous in Hollywood watchin the premiere at the New Bev!? Much sugar here! What kinda jive ass turkey don’t wanna be watchin movie magic in Hollywood wit all dem weirdos that beat the heat (and meat!) in the New Bev!?! Get on dis one bitches!
You get all kinds of good shit from this perk...but the highlight has to be that walk-on role! Here's yo chance to fuck up as many times as possible to get Shawn Lewis really fuckin heated! Its a favorite past-time for Mubia! Also, if you live close by these jive ass turkeys...make em pick you up at the nearest airport anyway....shit its in the perk ain't it?!?
You get all kinds of good shit from this perk…but the highlight has to be that walk-on role! Here’s yo chance to fuck up as many times as possible to get Shawn Lewis really fuckin heated! It’s a favorite past-time for Mubia! Also, if you live close by these jive ass turkeys…make em pick you up at the nearest airport anyway….shit its in the perk ain’t it?!?
This perk is reserved for the cream of da crackas! I personally wouldn't let that lil muthufucka Mubia anywhere near me with a knife (prop or not!). They also regulatin yo ass to the special features section...already knowin you fints ta go full-retard when you see that midget puppet comin at ya all cross-eyed and delirious!
This perk is reserved for the cream of da crackas! I personally wouldn’t let that lil muthufucka Mubia anywhere near me with a knife (prop or not!). Dey also regulatin yo ass to the special features section…already knowin you fints ta go full-retard when you see that midget puppet comin at ya all cross-eyed and delirious!
Now dis be some crazy ass shit right here! Your very own black ass, midget ass, white women lovin ass, murderous ass puppet! Hope yo white honky daughter is off to college! Count yo wife out already sucka!
Now dis be some crazy ass shit right here! Your very own black ass, midget ass, white women lovin ass, murderous ass puppet! Hope yo white honky daughter is off to college! Count yo wife out already sucka!
'Member how I told yo piratin'/thievin' ass the Rodman package was yo ticket to forgivness?! Well here it be bitches! Be prepared for the RC Crew to come through yo hood and tear shit up! And if I was you I'd keep that pirate shit to myself or Ol' Mubia'll stick all kinds scurvy shit up yo cornlips!
‘Member how I told yo piratin’/thievin’ ass the Rodman package was yo ticket to fo-giveness?! Well here it be bitches! Be prepared for the RC Crew to come through yo hood and tear shit up! And if I was you I’d keep that pirate shit to myself or Ol’ Mubia’ll stick all kinds scurvy shit up yo cornlips!
Well shit this is it! You get it all...even the Mr. Executive Producer title! Not only that but Mubia officially has you in his bloody rolodex for future murderous endeavors.
Well shit this is it! You get it all…even the Mr. Executive Producer title fo every goddamn episode!! Not only that but Mubia officially has you in his bloody Rolodex for future murderous endeavors. Congrats negro! You officially have da one and only IMDB cred that you’ll ever own!

(originally post on the OFFICIAL ROTTEN COTTON BLOG!)

RMIV

 

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